Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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