found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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