She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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