Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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