Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
