We're like a lot better than the average bears
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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