I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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