Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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