i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she smelled like a LAN party
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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