I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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