So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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