i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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