saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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