Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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