with your own penis?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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