Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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