So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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