Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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