I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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