i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she peed on how many people?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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