It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
No subtext here. People are naked.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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