So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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