Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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