and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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