Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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