didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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