I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
