I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think I am morally bankrupt
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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