didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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