Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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