I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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