That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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