I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you win again, gameday.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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