But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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