Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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