At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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