no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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