I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
