Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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