You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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