uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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