I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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