maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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