it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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