I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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