office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
