Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This baby is an asshole
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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