found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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