i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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