She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Who died my cat blue again?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I did not marry a roomba.
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