they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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