I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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