what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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