how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We had sex on a dog bed..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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