So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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