How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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